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Jeremy Kyle Scottish Argumentative Essays

An argument between two screaming Scottish sisters left poor Jeremy Kyle so confused that he was forced to turn to the audience for help.

Thursday’s edition of the show saw 23-year-old Jade at loggerheads with her half-sister Jeannie, 47 – who she claimed couldn’t possibly be related to her on account of being darker-skinned than her.

‘She’s not my dad’s,’ Jade insisted. ‘She’s got a different skin colour to what I’ve got’ – with the row kicking off while Jeannie was still backstage as Jade yelled: ‘You’re black, I’m white.’

So far, so confusing – although Jade went on to take another swipe at her sister as she declared: ‘She needs a bar of soap innit.’

Right. And she didn’t stop there as things became increasingly heated – telling Jeremy: ‘She walks like a tramp…She looks like Simon Cowell…she wears her trousers up to here!’

We’re not entirely sure what Simon Cowell might have to say about that – with the host looking a bit concerned as he insisted: ‘Si…just distancing myself, it’s a comment!’

But as Jeannie and their brother Richard took to the stage and tempers flared, complete with the requisite shouting and judicious use of bleep machine, even Jezza was forced to seek refuge in the audience.

‘What is wrong with you? I can’t understand anything!’ he insisted, clearly struggling to understand the pair’s accents.

‘I’m about to lose my job here because I don’t know what is going on!’

The viewers at home seemed a bit confused too:

Oh dear. Fortunately help was at hand as an audience member named Kim help Jeremy to comprehend exactly what was going on.

And it resolved itself – kind of – as a DNA test result showed that Jade and Jeannie were indeed half-siblings, sharing the same father who had died ten years earlier.

Business as usual for Jeremy then…

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As she started to explain to Jeremy about her turbulent love life fans flocked to Twitter, shocked by her strong accent.

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"This Scottish woman is speaking another language on Jeremy Kyle," one baffled user wrote.

While a second added: "That is the best accent I've ever heard in my life.

"I can't understand a word she's saying but I love it."


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And it wasn't just the English viewers who couldn't work out what Zoe was saying.

"I'm Scottish and I don't understand a word she is saying," a third viewer laughed.

This isn't the first time the Scottish accent has caused drama on the daytime staple.

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Back in January show bosses were left red-faced after appearing to air the c-bomb on national TV.

During a heated argument, guests George and Carol argued over their child.

Though due to their strong accents is sounded like Carol branded her former love a c***.

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